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Ol' Yeddar
Ol' Yeddar Answered:

What does the color blue taste like?

What time is it on Jupiter?

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How can I understand a woman?

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.
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Ol' Yeddar
Ol' Yeddar Answered:

I see that you finally asked a hard one.

 

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Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.
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LindaRuth
LindaRuth Answered:

Bad news - you will never understand a woman.  Good news - you don't need to.  Just love her and treat her nice.  Everything else falls into place. 

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Bonestructure
Bonestructure Answered:

You can understand a woman. It just takes a lifetime of work. Unfortunately, by the time you do understand women, you'll be old like me and no one will want you.

If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, then that makes me a burning truck filled with TNT hurtling through a rocket fuel depot.
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Anonymous
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Alladin's first encounter with the Genie of the Lamp was never well documented, but using undiscovered evidence, here are the details.

The genie said, "You only get one wish.  What is it?"
Alladin said, "I'd like a bridge from Saudi to Hawaii, and free passage for life, a cabbie who shows up on time, takes no weird side trips, speaks English, doesn't overcharge, and never went to New York."
The genie said, "That is ridiculous!  Let's try somethig different."
Alladin said, "All right, I want to understand women."
The genie cringed.  "How many lanes do you want on that bridge . . .."

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Ol' Yeddar
Ol' Yeddar Answered:

I heard this with GOD and the Reformed Biker Evangelist.

It still makes me smile.

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.
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