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How can I understand a woman?
I see that you finally asked a hard one.
Bad news - you will never understand a woman. Good news - you don't need to. Just love her and treat her nice. Everything else falls into place.
You can understand a woman. It just takes a lifetime of work. Unfortunately, by the time you do understand women, you'll be old like me and no one will want you.
Alladin's first encounter with the Genie of the Lamp was never well documented, but using undiscovered evidence, here are the details.
The genie said, "You only get one wish. What is it?"Alladin said, "I'd like a bridge from Saudi to Hawaii, and free passage for life, a cabbie who shows up on time, takes no weird side trips, speaks English, doesn't overcharge, and never went to New York."The genie said, "That is ridiculous! Let's try somethig different."Alladin said, "All right, I want to understand women."The genie cringed. "How many lanes do you want on that bridge . . .."
I heard this with GOD and the Reformed Biker Evangelist.
It still makes me smile.
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