Is this Anthony Weiner's Weiner?
Anthony Weiner Can't Pick Out His Talented Privates: He's No Clinton Or Beckham
IF there is one thing a man can identify it is his penis. But New York politico Anthony Weiner is not most men. The married man is not certain if the tweeted picture of a stiff penis under a pair of grey underpants is his.
Anorak had formed the opinion that all famous persons had a unique penis. Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and David Beckham are just three of the elite who are, allegedly, identifiable by their knobs. Either Weiner is not famous enough to have a signature dick or else he is the last person to know that not every penis can work a computer and say "cheese".
Weiner went on the telly to talk with NBC News’ Luke Russert to talk about the photo sent from his Twitter account to a woman in Seattle. Is it his penis? Weiner says, “You know, I can’t say with certitude.”
But he must recognise the undercrackers? Most men hang on to their knickers longer than they do their wives and lovers. But, as we say, Weiner is not most men.