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I have five children under the age of 9, and on Saturdays, when my husband is working, we are stuck in the house because of weather and finances. I want to do stuff together, but there is only one ...

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Based on my experience in the dating world, the best thing to do with your 5 kids on the weekend is to get divorced. Then your HUSBAND will have them every weekend. He, in turn, will find a girlfriend, who will then be surprised to find that she is expected to babysit the kids every weekend while he plays golf. Problem solved. (Well, for everyone except the girlfriend. Who, one hopes, has experience in day care or teaching and can control 5 kids....)