Member Since February 24, 2009 , From Clinton UT, United States
Just another (keyboard) pecker
About unkabob:

Not much to report.. Been myself all my life.. Always wondered why I picked me when I was born (guess I drew the short straw). I use anothernonymous because I have a difficult time recognizing my real name. It started when I was a kid, for the first seven years of my life I thought my name  was 'NO!'..Then throughout primary school it changed to "Hey You".. In high school I was ignored and college, well.. I never went to college. Then at my first job someone called out a name but I never responded because I had no idea they were referring to me. Finally on my wedding day the pastor called out this same name and asked if I would honor, respect and obey till death do us part.. I was kinda frightened that the name correlated to death (and who was this 'us' mentioned?).. I was confused, was he talking to me? Was the name some kinda curse? I had no clue yet noticed he was looking straight at me so I said, "Uh, okay".. At my social security interview that same name was called out but still I wasn't completely sure they were referring to me so I didn't respond.. at the next interview again it was mentioned again and on the third report (very loudly this time I might add) I held up my hand.. Immediately I was told that this wasn't a school, I wasn't in a class room and if I wanted to be denied benefits that I'd best get my butt up and speak to a case worker.. Fact is I didn't want to be  denied benefits but then the echo of what she said reverberated and it sounded like if I responded then I would be denied but if I didn't respond I wouldn't but how would they know who to give it to if I didn't respond? It was like a rock and a hard place so I spit in the wind and it came up "Stand Dummy!" so my expectations were low but at least they would know who they were denying, meanwhile in the cubicle.. again and again she verified my name and each time she said it I got this sour taste in my mouth.. Soon I became  part of the machine as they finally started paying me back all the money I had invested during my working career (in small portions of course) but I was still unsatisfied so when I became a net crawler I decided NOT to use a name I had never grown used to and instead decided to become an anonymous voice over the air waves then I thought, "Wait a minute, there's shit loads of anonymous voices over the internet but there can only be one 'unkabob'.." so now I've strangely adapted to a name I can recognize even though you may not.. Just call me unkabob for short Cool.


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Answered: What century did Carrie Bradshaw live in? How ...

You magnificent nincompoop.. I could not find a 'male' Carrie Bradshaw (as was stated in your question) but Carrie Bradshaw is a fictional character (played as a teenager by AnnaSophia Robb and as an ...

Commented: About Anne Southern's answer

Not at all Anne, as some choose not to be armed thus they rely upon insurance to take the sting out of any financial loss.. so their only interest is getting out alive with maybe a slight feeling of ...

Commented: About Gene Smolin's answer

And I have to agree with you on that Gene.. The misconception isn't all the citizen's fault though as most have been assured both by law enforcement and politicians that they will be protected, while ...

Answered: Where 's all the real people???

It seems as though everyone is missing the point and commenting about a certain posters answers, my gripe is questions.. for instance what I ran into a few minutes ago: Q: what time does the Gemini 7 ...

Commented: About Anonymous's answer

That's not the point anon.. I ask why are there so many repetitive QUESTIONS related to the same subject? I don't care about the third through tenth question on the subject and become totally board ...

Answered: How can i help my children, who have turned ...

There 's nothing you can do except hope they don't turn on you which they would if you interfered into their drama because when you reach an agreement with one then the others will hold it against you ...

Answered: What if the jury rule you to be guilty and you get ...

Simple.. You go to jail and do your time, bow! bow! bow!..

Answered: How to divide 15 feet into 8 equal parts?

22.5".. first multiply 15 by 12'' then divide the sum back into 15.

Commented: About unkabob's answer

Fantastic answer Bill but I'm afraid any crawler over a couple inches would freak more home owners than the roaches (and spiders) they hate. I've always been successful by simply freeing them in the ...

Answered: How to kill cockroaches and eggs?

Forget murder and buy yourself a half dozen geckos and let them loose in your house.. they won't harm humans, will not attack and within a couple months you'll be roach free and your geckos will move ...

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Compliments

Tweekey says:
"i have been working with politicians lately and i wish they all had your wisdom"
Melvin Whitcombe says:
"I find your philosophy quite intriguing: simply to be oneself and shed all pretense will make anyone's life much more pleasant. Thank you for sharing your thoughts!"
Lady Aban Ceaulosevic says:
"You speak wisdom quietly and positively. With your thoughts to mellow the restless warrior and invigorate the indolent leftist, there is always a great deal of good in what you say. I wish more people had your wisdom."
Tweekey says:
"you are very kind i love posting here after a pose it is a great way to unknot my mack you say lovely things please continue saying them"
~Jada~ says:
"Happy 4th of July my sweet friend!"
Cvildkcvet says:
"Thanks, Aothernonymous! ...I will, with a great pleasure...lol"
Cvildkcvet says:
"Yes,I'm glad to be a contact too, I'm always up for a good joke!"
Cvildkcvet says:
"Thanks, I agree! Lol!"
Ithikon says:
"I make it my business to have fun, don't ya know. MWhahahahahaha!"
SuzyQ says:
"AN, Thank You! I'm all for fun! I like your style. And yes, keep it funny, makes it interesting. I like your serious answers too, you sound very sensible and well informed and sane, unlike some of the posters around here. Keep it up I enjoy your humor."
LeMouse says:
"You sound so sensible and usually with good humor. And I look forward to reading more of your answers."
Cvildkcvet says:
"Hi, you are the matchless face on here!Your answers exudes with real knowledge, and an unmatched sense of a humor, without sarcasm and bad taste. Thanks, and stay in this way! Congrats! "
♬♪Freddy Rose♪♬ says:
"Hello, i'm youoyu. I just love your funny answers."
n says:
"Hey no problem. I'm flattered! Thanks."
n says:
"Anothernonymous, I have enjoyed so many of your posts. Thought it was about time I told you. Keep up the great advice!"
boomer says:
"Hi Anothernonymous, I've read many of your answers and you give sound, kind advice. Very commendable. I enjoy reading your answers."
~Jada~ says:
"Hi AA, my friend. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! 2010 ~Jada~"
hemplover says:
"Hi! You are so helpful! I hope you have a great day :)"
Morgan says:
"I like you. Lady Darko E."
charismaqueen says:
"Well, I am a fan of twitter, just wanted your thoughts on it. I may ask a few members."
charismaqueen says:
"any chance you have twitter?"
AnyaGarcia says:
"Hi there... I just wanted to say hello and let you know that I think you have really interesting things to say here on yedda and I enjoy reading it all."
JenniferL says:
"Very thorough answer on Vincent Price. Thumbs up!~"
Catbout2 says:
"Your welcome, that's true, thank you very much see you posting."
charlie2911 says:
"You put up some very sage and lots of very funny answers - it's always a pleasure to read your Q and A- keep on truckin'"
~Jada~ says:
"Awww...thank you for your kind words. A Texan at that..., I should've known lol. Even if you weren't born her you have that Texas attitude, which is a good thing my friend. I hope you don't mind ~ I added you as a contact!"
~Jada~ says:
"Hi... I just recently ran across one of your answers, which was hilarious! I also love your about you quote. I see you practice some humorous sarcasm! Don't change a thing!"