Member Since January 27, 2009 , From Lakewood WA, United States
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About Dr. Kelly:

Retired medical physicist, wounded in Monrovia Liberia during the "recent unpleasantness."

 

Here I am with "Wilbur," named after the porcine protagonist of "Charlotte's Web," mostly because of his appetite once I got him and his brother "Fritz" home.

They are a bit larger now . . ..

I believe I have found those lost records of Barrack Obama's brain scan . . . it was dificult to find.  Or did the hospital confuse those of Homer Simpson?   Or does that grant Homer Simpson excessive intelligence?

 


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Answered: What causes occasional blurred vision?

Any active CNS agent can cause blurred vision, but we would readily identify the cause. One cause that leaps to mind is Transient Ischemic Attack (TIA). It is a "minor controlled stroke," that does ...

Answered: Why would an alcoholic start bleeding out his ...

Usually I begin looking at alcoholic gastritis. Usually the blood is brown and granular, closely resembling coffee grounds. However, when complicated with alcoholic immunosuppression, clotting ...

Answered: Need someone to make a fake SSD award letter for ...

To forge a Social Security Disability Award Letter is: 1. Very foolish: anyone who receives it will investigate to see if it is genuine. 2. A Class C felony and can put you away for over a year.

Answered: What would cause my sides to burn badly enough to ...

It is hard to say. The burning sensation could be premenopausal "hot flashes" or you could have strained an intercostal muscle. I would also not rule out simple indigestion, acid reflux, or GERD ...

Answered: Why would an alcoholic start bleeding out his ...

Good answer Ol' Yeddar, however let's not overlook alcoholic immunosuppression and alcoholic gastritis. Either is miserable and together they are hellish, as the least of bacterial infections can ...

Answered: I had tracheal resection and reconstuction 12 ...

Emergency tracheotomy to resolve an obstructed airway is unfortunately still a relatively common field procedure, however it is a genuine lifesaver particularly with neck and facial injuries that ...

Answered: Help! I haven't had a good laugh for at least an ...

I like to submit faux medical reports on non-existent patients, diagnosing the Gleep for example. Gleepitis is a contagious disorder where one person says "Gleep" and another says it shortly ...

Answered: How do you know when you need to go to a mental ...

The rule of thumb about when to see a professional is when: You have lost a job because your co-workers have filed complaints about your inappropriate conduct. A significant other complains about ...

Answered: Should Transgenders compete in beauty contests?

This one turned out well, but many I have seen were such butcher shop hack jobs that Dracula's creepy assistant, Renfield, would have been more attractive. In any case sex change operations only ...

Answered: Knee

Unfortunately, virtually any joint can fuse. It is a common feature of rheumatoid arthritis. This is one time surgery rarely helps because fusion so often includes severe osteoporosis. There is ...

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