Member Since January 27, 2009 , From Lakewood WA, United States
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About Dr. Kelly:

Retired medical physicist, wounded in Monrovia Liberia during the "recent unpleasantness."

 

Here I am with "Wilbur," named after the porcine protagonist of "Charlotte's Web," mostly because of his appetite once I got him and his brother "Fritz" home.

They are a bit larger now . . ..

I believe I have found those lost records of Barrack Obama's brain scan . . . it was dificult to find.  Or did the hospital confuse those of Homer Simpson?   Or does that grant Homer Simpson excessive intelligence?

 


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Answered: Which wrinkle cream contains the best anti aging ...

The ONLY "anti aging" regimen that works is human growth hormone therapy, sometimes useful before geriatric patients undergo surgery. It is risky and controversial, even when discussed in team ...

Answered: Http://wapo.st/wphumorcontest. How does one ...

Considering the Marxist bent of the Washington Pest, their view of "humor" will be something akin to the Death March at Bataan. They are known to be EXTREME leftist, and will consider your work ...

Answered: After lapband failed should I try gastric bypass

Lap bands are the least invasive form of baryatric surgery but also the least effective. No two cases are even remotely similar. What works for one patient will not work for anyone else. Hence, we ...

Answered: Jefferson & Hillman Hospital in Birmingham, AL ...

Such records, if they ever existed, would have been destroyed long before now. We only keep medical records ten years after a patient has ceased care.

Answered: Dear Mrs. Njoy

Anonymous1: you have a well taken point. To be considered a professional specialist (Nuclear Medicine for one) one must first prove himself a true professional as a generalist and then reach far ...

Answered: What are the symptoms of withdrawal from vicodin ...

Narcotic withdrawal is a nasty business, particularly in geriatric patients. The first symptoms are mild dysphoria (feeling "bummed out"), agitation, and a desire to resume the narcotic medication ...

Answered: Why would a dr. put you on high blood pressure ...

If you suffer hypertension (abnormally high blood pressure), we go through a standard regimen that eliminates any potential causes for the condition before we even think about prescribing ...

Answered: What does

Positron Emission Tomography (PET) uses the anhillation of electrons and positrons to show what cannot be seen in normal x-rays or MRI. That discloses what is where and what its atomic mass is ...

Answered: How to fill out work history for Bureau Disability ...

Fill out the forms and conceal ABSOLUTELY nothing, nor should you add ANYTHING. Just tell the truth. They will check.

Answered: Mobility stroke

A "mobile stroke" is properly called a Transient Ischemic Event (TIA). TIA's can mimic a full-blown Cerebrovascular Accident (CVA) however the victim may remain ambulatory for quite some time. TIA ...

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